The Dearly Beloathed

One of my good friends, who shall remain anonymous, but she lives in West Virginia and raises organic vegetables, just sent me a hilarious message about the Christmas she is hosting:

there are cousins here - with their kids - that i havent see in 8 years or so. in short, the whole fam damily. by the time the big day rolls around my christmas plans may have morphed from coco around the tree with all the dearly beloved to a fifth in the loft of the barn to escape the dearly beloathed.

Hilarious!!